THE CURRENT ECONOMIC CRISIS EXPLAINED ….. In Desi Style ..
Mehra is the proprietor of a Burger Shop in Mumbai. Sales are low and,
in order to increase them, he comes up with a plan to allow his
customers to eat now and pay later. He keeps track of the meals
consumed on a ledger.
Word gets around and as a result increasing numbers of customers flock
to Mehra’s shop. Mehra’s suppliers are delighted and are very willing
to sell more and more raw materials for the meals he prepares. Mehra
shows them his ledger of receivables and they extend him credit.
A young and dynamic customer service consultant at the local bank
recognizes these customer debts as valuable future assets and gives
Mehra a credit line and then increases Mehra’s borrowing limit.
Taking advantage of his customers' freedom from immediate payment
constraints, Mehra jacks up the prices of his Burger. Customers dont
mind as they are not required to pay on the spot. Sales volume
increases massively; Banks and suppliers lend more; Mehra opens more
outlets. He sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of
the customers as collateral.
At the bank's corporate headquarters, expert bankers recognize Mehra's
customer loans as assets and transform these customer assets into
BONDS. These negotiable instruments are given exotic names such as
Megha Burger Bond, Jumbo Burger Bond. These securities are then listed
on the Stock Exchange and traded on markets worldwide. No one really
understands what the names mean and how the securities are guaranteed
but, nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb, the securities
become top-selling items.
One day, although the prices are still climbing, a credit risk manager
of the bank decides that the time has come to demand payment of one of
the debts incurred by Mehra. Mehra in turn asks his clients to pay up.
One by one they refuse; the clients cannot pay back the debts. Mehra
refuses to serve them anymore. The clients stop coming.
Mehra is really screwed now.. He cannot fulfill his loan obligations
and therefore claims bankruptcy. All Bonds drop in price by between 80
to 95%.
The suppliers of Mehra, having granted generous payment due dates and
having invested in the securities are faced with similar problems. The
Potato supplier defaults on payment to the Bean & fertilizers supplier
and claims bankruptcy. The atta supplier is taken over by a
competitor; Mehra lays off the cook and staff. Bankruptcies soar,
unemployment mushrooms.
The bank that lent the money in the first place is set to collapse. It
is saved by the Government following dramatic round-the-clock
consultations by leaders from the governing political parties with
Mehra commuting back and forth in his Executive jet and Mercedes
500SEL, brokering the deal.
The funds required to save the economic collapse are obtained by a tax
levied on the citizens, most of whom do not eat Burger.
Understood ??
"Existing problems cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them"
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Nikhil Bhagia
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